Doug Salomon
One of my favourite lines of his: My belt holds my pants up, but the belt loops hold my belt up. I don't really know what's happening down there. Who is the real hero?
Mitch Hedberg was a really funny commercial. Unfortunately, by the time I started getting into his stuff, he had already passed away.
He had a very unique, and bizarre sense of humour. His jokes were often absurd and he delivered them with a great deadpan style.