Mom:pause your game!me:

Elias

For real.

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Me: but mom this game isn't pauseable mom:well pause it anyway me: hacka game to make it pause mom: see that wasn't so hard was it me: I'm done just done mom: now I want you to do dishes me: son of a **** **%©®%¥¥¢~¥® mom: watch your mouth me: crapeeshall