A Short List Of How To Keep Your Wife Happy

Take out the trash

 

Do the dishes

 

Rub her back

 

Massage her feet

 

Vacuum the house

 

Never sit to relax

 

Read her mind

 

Always be wrong

 

Never question her

 

Ask her what she wants to eat

 

Ask her what's wrong

Don't ask her what's wrong

 

Ask her if she needs help

Don't ask her if she needs help

 

Assume she has a headache

 

Let her pick the movie

 

Give her space

 

Don't give her space

It's really pretty simple.