Strawberry shortcakes

Here's another one of the Starbucks secret menu orders that we can't stand: the Strawberry Shortcake Frappuccino. It utilizes actual strawberry juice mixed with milk to create what's intended to mimic the summery dessert. What you get instead is a drink that looks like the blood-tinged toothpaste you spit into the sink after a particularly vigorous brushing session. To make matters worse, they then pile on the whipped cream