The VelociPastor

If you want action, ninjas, Dino's and some Jesus boy is this the movie for you! Is it good? Oh heck no... but it might just be so bad that it's good? I mean the pastor dude can shapeshift into a dinosaur. He's also convinced to fight crime by a sex worker (I mean you think the moral compass would guide him to do this but no- gooood ol' sex work). Anyways watch it, don't up to you but pretty epic movie cover anyway.